What the HELL?

This is too much, too too much! (see no. 1)
But this person says that it was a David Cross "look-a-like" and not actually him. But it was reported earlier that it was him! Oh, how I wish I could say that there was no possible way it could have been him because he was actually in my bed, naked, at the said times of these alleged sightings.

Why on Earth am I not this girl?!

Amber Tamblyn - your name was unknown to me until this morning and it is with regret that I learn of your existence under such undesirable circumstances. Now I know that I don't like you, not one little bit. You stole my man. I want to tie you up and leave you in a closet and wear your face around all day - just like Castor Troy and Sean Archer - so I can make out with David Cross at movie premieres.